Austen's Predictin' / Austen's Getting Serious : The Bullpen Edition

Shaun: Do you think Halladay will suck this season?
Austen: Nah he'll do well.

1:59 PM 
Shaun: Will Hamels Suck?
2:00 PM 
Shaun: Will Blanton suck?
Shaun: What will Halladay's major moment be this season?
2:02 PM 

Austen: Hamels will do ok. Blanton will do ok.

2:03 PM 
Austen: Halladay's major moment will be pitching 9 innings and giving up 2 runs.
2:07 PM 
Shaun: What will Hamels era be?
Shaun: What will Blanton hide under his hat?
2:10 PM 
Shaun:Will you get a Halladay bobble head?
5 minutes
2:15 PM 
Austen: Hamels will pitch 3.40. Blanton will hide gum under his hat.

2:16 PM 
Austen: And I probably won't get a Halladay bobble head.
7 minutes
2:24 PM 
Shaun: Man, you are like a real sports d00de. Did you do research in that whole break?
30 minutes
2:54 PM 
Austen: Nope. I just know baseball.
2:56pm
Shaun: Oh.
AUSTEN did not receive your chat. 
Shaun: Oh.

Austen: Blank Fillin'!

3:36 PM 

Austen: wanna blog quick
3:38 PM 
Austen: suit
12 minutes
3:51 PM 
Austen: idiot
8 minutes
3:59 PM 
Austen: dumb idiot
5 minutes
4:04 PM 
Shaun: Ummmmm...hi?
9 minutes
4:13 PM 
Austen: Hey. Sorry about calling you names. But really, come one. We should blog
4:20 PM 
Shaun: Ok. Fill in the blank:

Spring training is like ____________

Austen:  

Ice cream.

4:22 PM 

Shaun:

Jayson Werth's beard must feel like _____________

4:23 PM 

Austen:

Gross hair stuck in poop.

4:27 PM 

Austen:

Jamie Moyers face looks like _____

4:29 PM 

Shaun: 

Bo Didley

Shaun:

When Charlie Manuel puts his hands down his pants he normally grabs _________

4:30 PM 

Austen:

butt hole
s

4:31 PM 

Shaun:

If there is one thing the Phillies miss in Flordia it's ________

4:32 PM 

Austen:

Shaun:

If Jimmy Rollins didnt play baseball he would ___________ 

4:33 PM 

Austen: 

Smoke weed and be in more music videos.

4:42 PM 
Austen:

If Ryan Howard didnt play first base, he would ____________

6 minutes
4:49 PM 
Austen:

If Shaun wasn't a dismissive prick he'd be ________

Austen Got Problems: This Is Not About Baseball

1:30 PM 

Shaun: Hi.
1:34 PM 
Austen: Hi.
Shaun: You think you can be invisible and shit?
Austen: I'm workin dawg.
1:36 PM 
Shaun: Are you Justin Timberlake?

Shaun: Weird!!! Justin Timberlake just came on the radio.
1:37 PM 
Shaun: I'm freeaaakkkinnggg out!!!
Austen: Uh ohhh
1:39 PM 
Austen: I have to poop again. I feel like i'm pooping a lot.
1:41 PM 
Shaun: I think you are.

Austen's Not Reading: Baby Utley

Shaun: Did you know that Chase Utley hit a grand slam his second professional at bat? FACT!
Austen: Really!
12:54 PM
Shaun: Yeah. How fucking rad is that?
Austen: Real Rad.
Shaun: http://www.thefightins.com/meechone/flashback-chase-utleys-first-career-hit-is-a-grand-slam/



12:55 PM
Shaun: Look at how excited he was! He was like a little kid.
12:56 PM
Austen: He ran so fast. His first season was 2005? Hownold is he?
5 minutes
1:01 PM
Shaun: 24. Did you read that link? That's the very first thing they said.
1:02 PM
Austen: I just watched the video.
Shaun: Oh. Good.

Austen's Snow Day

Shaun: Do you work today?
11:41 AM 
Austen: Yeah. But i'm coming to your house.
11:42 AM 
Shaun: Are you going to come in my house?
11:43 AM
Austen: I'm coming in your house.
Shaun: Please be careful of the carpets.
11:44 AM 
Austen: No way man, thats what gets me off. I'm like a dog with worms.

Shaun: Wait. What are you talking about?
Austen: Playing Mario Kart?
Shaun: Ok. That's what i thought.
Austen:

 
Shaun: That dude is pretty bad ass.
Austen: They're all in noise bands.
11:54 AM
Shaun: Really? Is it a big joke?
Austen: The ending credits are real funny.
ok?
Yeah.
11:55 AM
Shaun: ok? what?
Austen: ok?
Shaun: you said "ok?"
Austen: hm?
Shaun: Oh yeah, they are RREEEALLLY good!!

Predictions by Austen: 2010 Season Cont'd

Shaun: Predictions for Raul Ibanez this year: Go!
Austen: Cy Young.
1:17 PM 
Shaun: Ummmm...ok. Roy Halladay: GO!
Austen: Triple Crown.

Shaun: Ok. UTS: GO!!!!
Austen: Designated Hitter Award!
Shaun: Big Brown GOOOO!!!!
1:19 PM 
Shaun: Dammit we were on a roll.
1:20 PM 
Austen: Cy Young!
6 minutes
1:26 PM 
Austen: Did I tell you what a California Prayer book is?
1:27 PM 
Shaun: YES. YES YOU DID.
Austen:A deck of cards. http://www.legendsofamerica.com/we-slang.html. You're all beer and skittles.
10 minutes
1:39 PM 
Austen: You couldn't hit a bull's rump with a handful of banjos.
37 minutes
2:17 PM 
Austen: He was as popular as a wet dog at a parlor social.His mustache smelled like a mildewed saddle blanket after it had been rid on a soreback hoss three hundred miles in August.
36 minutes
2:53 PM 
Shaun: Thats a good one.

Austen's Plannin' Things/Let's Talk About Cool Pictures

Austen: Did you see the one of Charlie Manuel?

11:38 AM 
Shaun: Yeah. Its pretty bad ass. This one is pretty rad too.

11:43 AM 
Shaun: Don't you wish someone would take bad ass photos of us like that? We would be so cool.
Austen: Lets have Ritter do it.
7 minutes

11:51 AM  

Shaun: Ok